( tap, tap) Is this thing on?
You are a very sick person to stop what you're doing to read my dribble. I have nothing profound to say nor does biting wit ooze from my pores.
A hack. An impostor. "Impostore!"
A writer? No. Smart-ass at best. A sound bite.
I speak in bumper stickers. Rarely relevant, sometimes funny, but usually just insulting and in incomplete sentences.
A bad taste. A funny smell. An unreachable itch.
Unforgettable yet hard to remember.
A jackass of no trades.
Yet I bring a lot to the table other than an insatiable appetite and bad manners. My own spoon. I shovel down 'grimace proportions' of useless trivia and movie quotes.
What's on the menu?
Slices of half baked similes with a side of mixed metaphors. There is a good chance you will leave with food for thought poisoning.
A bad taste in your mouth and an uncontrollable urge to purge the nonsense force fed to you by friendship.
Don't worry; this cook will not be insulted if you don't come back for seconds.
But if you do, wear your stretchy pants and some comfortable shoes, it's going to get weird.
You are a very sick person to stop what you're doing to read my dribble. I have nothing profound to say nor does biting wit ooze from my pores.
A hack. An impostor. "Impostore!"
A writer? No. Smart-ass at best. A sound bite.
I speak in bumper stickers. Rarely relevant, sometimes funny, but usually just insulting and in incomplete sentences.
A bad taste. A funny smell. An unreachable itch.
Unforgettable yet hard to remember.
A jackass of no trades.
Yet I bring a lot to the table other than an insatiable appetite and bad manners. My own spoon. I shovel down 'grimace proportions' of useless trivia and movie quotes.
What's on the menu?
Slices of half baked similes with a side of mixed metaphors. There is a good chance you will leave with food for thought poisoning.
A bad taste in your mouth and an uncontrollable urge to purge the nonsense force fed to you by friendship.
Don't worry; this cook will not be insulted if you don't come back for seconds.
But if you do, wear your stretchy pants and some comfortable shoes, it's going to get weird.
2 comments:
It took you almost a month to get started and then you are just monkeying around!!!
ok first off , that made my head hurt! ENGLISH please! Elwapo! go something like this....
i don't love u and u love me, that is the way it seems to be, from the start and to the end, u will be forever endebted to me!
Yeah, u like that, thought so!
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