"Looking back on when I, was a little nappy headed boy..."

Ah-lo!!
Once again I must apologize for my tardiness. But I forced my loyal readers (all six of you) to expect a high standard of me. At least in this blog. So everyday, instead of doing work or being a good husband, I'm thinking of what inane b.s. I can pull out my ass to entertain you.

"funny, funny how? What, am I a fucking clown? How the fuck am I funny Henry?"
I'm sorry, I'll stop.
We took our dog to the vet yesterday to remove a tumor she had on her eyelid. My son asked why we removed her tumor but not his. I told him the truth, we love her more. I'm just kidding people. It was because hers was cheaper.
The clinic we took her to is called Planned Pethood. This got me thinking. Does a person who considers them self a pro-life person get their pets neutered? If so, isn't that a little hypocritical? No? Do bigoted white males stand outside the clinic holding protest signs showing aborted puppies? Ewww. Do they say that life begins with the sniffing of butts? Do radicals threaten to blow up the clinic and send death threats to the vets?
And if so, are there pro-choice people fighting for the rights of the bitches? (hehehe) 'A poodles womb is her own business!'
I'm gonna keep it short today because I'm sure you all are thinking I'm pretty sick and or stupid right about now. Maybe. Probably. Yeah.
Oh well, back to being me.

"Check you later."