THE MILDLY AMUSING ADVENTURES OF
CAPTAIN MEDIOCRE AND INDIFFERENCE BOY!!!
We join our baked crusaders as they stumble into coffee shop early one morning after a long night of cheap booze, cheap smoke and extremely cheap hookers.
"Oh my head. I need coffee and I need it now," groaned Captain Mediocre, "how about you I.B.?"
"Yeah, I guess," grumbled Indifference Boy.
The Captain walked to the counter and does his best to appear sober though his cape is tucked into the back of his bright orange tights.
"Welcome to $*#%bucks, what can we get started for you?" said the overly friendly clerk.
"Let me see, I guess we will take two large coffees and...do you want a lemon bar I.B.?"
"I don't care," said Indifference Boy disenchanted.
"Great, two venti house blends and two lemon bars," sang the young over enthused caffeine monkey.
"No, I said two regular coffees," Captain Mediocre said trying hard not let last nights libations come spewing out, "not whatever the hell you said."
"Oh, you want two grandes instead?" chirped the young lass.
"Yeah, just two large coffees," said the slightly irritated Captain.
"Well, which is it, do you want large or regular?" said the girl with a little less enthusiasm.
"Large dammit!" shouted our hero.
"Great, two venti house blends and two lemon bars," said the coffee slinger back to her peppy self.
"Yeah, I mean..what? No, I said... ah screw this!" shouted the totally confused Captain, "can you believe this shit I.B.?"
The loyal side kick just shrugs.
"Lets go to Chubby's and get some chili fries," shouted Captain Mediocre, "to the So-So-mobile!"
"Don't you mean the bus?" mumbled Indifference Boy.
"Whatever," said the Captain.
As we watch our two heroes walk to the bus stop, we can rest assure that whenever there is some totally uneventful thing happening in our town, there is a good chance that Captain Mediocre and Indifference Boy will be there!!
That will show you for not responding to my blogs.
El Pato.
2 comments:
What kind of drugs are you taking and why don't you share?
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